A handy chart I illustrated for my University Paper.
Commie Muppets…
I said to his physician assistant, I said, ‘That sounds foreign’—not that I had anything against foreign doctors—but it sounded too foreign. She said, ‘He’s from Lebanon.’ Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, ‘Don’t worry, Mr. Cain, he’s a Christian from Lebanon.’
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Herman Cain, telling an audience at a Christian-themed amusement park about his battle with cancer and the concerns he had upon learning that his doctor’s name was “Dr. Abdallah.” (via officialssay) …wow |
did eduardo ever pick up his stuff from the cleaners
i mean he stormed outta there pretty quick
maybe he forgot about it
but somewhere in palo alto, there is a very small asian man walking around in a prada suit much too big for him, along with a hoodie underneath and some flip flops that say “fuck” and “you” on the soles
There’s probably an infinite number of people who could come forwards.
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| — | GOP presidential contender Herman Cain, telling CNN that a woman will soon come forward accusing him of an affair that lasted for 13 years. Cain preemptively denied the truth of the accusation. (via officialssay) |
